Archive | March, 2009

jasmina needs YOU.

29 Mar

i was just on twitter and someone posted a link about this young girl jasmina (click her name) with a rare AND aggressive form of leukemia. i urge everyone to check it out. and order a do-it-yourself kit and at least TRY to help this little girl. i know there are tons of other people with this same condition, but this site was just brought to my attention.

jasmina

here is my proof that i registered for a kit…

dkms

day one of three hundred sixty five.

29 Mar

day one.

just for missjia.

22 Mar

so im on twitter and missjia’s HILARIOUS arse posts something about crusty feet. her mention of crusty feet evoked something deep down in my soul and i had a flash back. i was on a cruise ship and there was a lady who was in violation of feet-al code 45646.39426. she was out in the open with sandals on displaying the most disgusting feet i have ever seen in my life. maybe she has some type of foot fungus or something. but if that is the case, she shoulda known better than to walk outside with those THINGS showing. so me being the idiot that i tend to be. snuck my camera out of my purse (i carry a camera EVERYWHERE with me for crap like this). i turned my flash off and went snap happy. i snapped a pic of her feet from a distance. just to emphasize how gross and crusty they are from faw away. and i zoomed in to get the nasty, crusty, GROSS details. i was using my regular ol’ sony cybershot point and shoot digital camera. i just want to warn you that what you are about to witness is gross. so if you are eating. come back and read this later. :)

im warning you. her feet are ATROCIOUS.

OKAY THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING….

sexyfeet

seXXXyfeet

awwww.

12 Mar

i get new pictures of my nephew bryson almost every day. his mom takes so many pictures of him. i decided to share a couple of the ones i just received via email. he is such a cutie pie. he will be three months on march 22.

bkb

bryson

i smiled today.

11 Mar

minus the bullcrap. life is great. you want proof?

iSmile

oh yeah.

11 Mar

so the drama i have had the past few days has obviously stressed me out and ran my blood pressure through the roof. my pressure was so high. a blood vessel in my eye burst.

redeyeII

ashy lips. bubble guts. crusty feet.

7 Mar

i havent blogged in a while. i have just been twitting randomly. i have TOTALLY neglected my blog. but anyway. im in atlanta for a week. decided to get away from sebring on a mini vacation before i start my new j.o.b.  and it seems as though this will be an interesting trip. oh yeah, dont pay attention to the title of this blog. these are just a few of the things i am stricken with at the moment.

rewind a few days in my life. so i was perming my mothers hair. as she was letting the concoction marinate to her skull. she went to the kitchen to get some collard greens. i hadn’t washed my hands yet. so she was performing her motherly duty and feeding me. well my greedy arse chomping down so hard. i MISSED the food and bit the crap outta the fork and chipped my tooth. its not a noticeable chip, but if anything cold touches the tooth it hurts like hell. so now i have to shell out money to get it fixed. this TOTALLY sucks.

i will more than likely be blogging regularly this week since i will be sitting here doing NOTHING.

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